Straight To The Point

Finally I'll be able to go to the pub and come out and not have to put my clothes straight into a washing machine, thanks to the smell of stale nicotine that permeates every thread.

Hopefully soon after that, the ban will be extended to cover the outdoors, then ignorant smokers will be forced to throw their stubs onto their carpets rather than the road or pavements.

Hey smokers! Just because the cigs cost you a fortune, they still count as litter when you throw it out your car window.