Friday, August 11, 2006

 

Public Information: All Liquids Are Now Dangerous!

If you see a liquid, even if it was perfectly safe a couple of days it ago, it could now be fatal. If anyone spots a liquid, do not approach it. If you are already carrying a liquid, please deposit it into a large vat in the middle of a croweded area, as everyone knows that mixing liquids together makes them safe.

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